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#41 Lord Bastion

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 11:09 AM

Me n the missus were in a restaurant yesterday afternoon,we were looking through the menu when she said OH MY GOD,i asked what was up and she said they done pernod on draught........










......of course i looked and had to explain it was peroni and that it was italian :lol:


might get the pernod channel on the tv when the wee lad is with his mates later......
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#42 cmon norn iron

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Posted 25 December 2014 - 06:21 PM

Missus run down the stairs there

 

"have you seen my thingy....no?"

 

Then run back up the stairs

 

WTF


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 12:08 PM

Playing board games after dinner last night.
Words ending in ly and beginning with T
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 12:16 PM

Playing board games after dinner last night.
Words ending in ly and beginning with T
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Nearly..... :lol:


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 04:40 PM

She cant find the petrol cap :lol:

 


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 04:46 PM

She cant find the petrol cap :lol:

 

 

NO!...Surely NO!.....got to be a set up.....


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#47 Lord Bastion

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 06:37 PM

All it needed was Benny Hill music......
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Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:18 PM

All it needed was Benny Hill music......

 

:lol: ....perfect....Still a set up mind!


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#49 Lord Bastion

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:27 PM

:lol: ....perfect....Still a set up mind!


She probably got £200 from 'You've been framed' fir that......

A genius :D
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Posted 16 January 2015 - 02:43 PM

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#51 Lord Bastion

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Posted 16 January 2015 - 03:03 PM

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The Sheep won't be impressed with that Norm.....
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#52 black dog

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Posted 16 January 2015 - 03:23 PM

I seen that ffs....Brad asked her....'Where about on a football pitch would ye get an icecream van?'......


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Posted 27 January 2015 - 08:38 PM

Young guy in works wife isn't talking to him........ because. .....

She..... had a dream about him buckin his neighbour!

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:01 PM

Young guy in works wife isn't talking to him........ because. .....
She..... had a dream about him buckin his neighbour!
:D


Did he ask his wife if his neighbour had nice tits :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:08 PM

Did he ask his wife if his neighbour had nice tits :lol:


I'll ask him tomorrow. ..... :lol:
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Posted 28 January 2015 - 06:05 PM

Young guy in works wife isn't talking to him........ because. .....

She..... had a dream about him buckin his neighbour!

:D

 

Male or female ?


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Posted 28 January 2015 - 06:17 PM

Male or female ?


He did say...... also forgot to mention the titties.

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 06:30 PM

He did say...... also forgot to mention the titties.

:D

 

So which was it?......brown or pink potting?..... ;)


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Posted 28 January 2015 - 06:33 PM

So which was it?......brown or pink potting?..... ;)


It had a female name...... might have been up the bum though, not sure how good a look the wife actually got!
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Posted 28 January 2015 - 06:37 PM

It had a female name...... might have been up the bum though, not sure how good a look the wife actually got!

 

:lol: .....female will do fine. Did he say whether this was in the garden, car, house etc? Tell him we need details of this dream his wife had. If he doesn't know then ask him to ask his wife.....


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