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#121 Hairy Scot

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 11:07 AM

 

It's not unusual.


 

 

 

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#122 black dog

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 04:02 PM

Not so much the stupidest but really....more  'wtf @ this time of day' ?

 

I was just about to plank my arse with a glass of plonk when the wife asks for a hand hanging the onions in one of the sheds....no probs so out I go & the job is done. Just about to again sit down when she decides that she wants to bring around 6 tins of pain/cuprinol from a shed & put them in a large cupboard we have.....however the cupboard has to get fucking emptied (my missus has a flair for filling every available space we have or we get.....the new summerhouse will soon be fucking stuffed to the roof). so the cupboard gets emptied, the paint goes in and the other shit which includes 2 baskets of logs is returned. Fuck my old boots.


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#123 Lord Bastion

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 04:26 PM

Not so much the stupidest but really....more 'wtf @ this time of day' ?

I was just about to plank my arse with a glass of plonk when the wife asks for a hand hanging the onions in one of the sheds....no probs so out I go & the job is done. Just about to again sit down when she decides that she wants to bring around 6 tins of pain/cuprinol from a shed & put them in a large cupboard we have.....however the cupboard has to get fucking emptied (my missus has a flair for filling every available space we have or we get.....the new summerhouse will soon be fucking stuffed to the roof). so the cupboard gets emptied, the paint goes in and the other shit which includes 2 baskets of logs is returned. Fuck my old boots.


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#124 black dog

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 04:36 PM

Hanging onions?

 

aye....ones that were home grown mate. When they're pulled you put so many in a bunch (they're fucking big buggers), tie the stalks and hang them up to dry and then you use them when required. I know you hate them but I love 'em so...........the more the merrier.


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#125 Lord Bastion

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 04:50 PM

aye....ones that were home grown mate. When they're pulled you put so many in a bunch (they're fucking big buggers), tie the stalks and hang them up to dry and then you use them when required. I know you hate them but I love 'em so...........the more the merrier.


Didn't know that, but here's one

Do they grow on a plant or below ground?
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#126 black dog

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 04:53 PM

Didn't know that, but here's one

Do they grow on a plant or below ground?

 

below mate.


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#127 Lord Bastion

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 06:59 PM

below mate.


Wife couldn't believe I didn't know what that :D
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:18 AM

 Some labour mp called paul blomfiel (never herd of him either) says nurses are going to food banks. No they're not. and if any do they are just getting free food.



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Posted 13 September 2017 - 06:57 PM

Some labour mp called paul blomfiel (never herd of him either) says nurses are going to food banks. No they're not. and if any do they are just getting free food.


I'm sick to death of folk in well paid, good pension government jobs gurning like fuck over pay.
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