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#5641 sployal

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:08 PM

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:13 PM

Latest fashion for the modern man

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nowt showing SP & when you click on the attachment nowt happens apart from a wee circle going round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round ..........................bugger me....nearly hypnotised mysel there.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:25 PM

http://www.matchesfa...h-jeans-1080986

 

Only $1.260 a pair, bargain for your modern man.



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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:29 PM

Takes all kinds I suppose..... :lol:


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:39 AM

Got one of these cold calls yesterday...not from some asian fucker called John, William or Sharron.....but Liz with a Glasgow accent. Never had this one before but fuck my old boots they really must be struggling.....Hi she said....have you ever thought about a...............wait for it.................................Funeral Plan.......... :lol: . Naw I told her, I have money in the bank and I hope to be around for a good while yet and to be honest & polite I'm not interested.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:58 PM

Got one of these cold calls yesterday...not from some asian fucker called John, William or Sharron.....but Liz with a Glasgow accent. Never had this one before but fuck my old boots they really must be struggling.....Hi she said....have you ever thought about a...............wait for it.................................Funeral Plan.......... :lol: . Naw I told her, I have money in the bank and I hope to be around for a good while yet and to be honest & polite I'm not interested.

Cold calls, ha ha, got 1 while working in Abu Dhabi from Gary 'Global Eye', called me by my first name the cunt saying he had a 'Data Base' of all the Brit expats.
Invited me to meet in Starbucks to talk financial investment, after 3 months of harassment i finally got the cunt to meet me at my place.
Fucker actually thought i was interested in his shit (on the net his firm was torn a new one), cunt turns up, good suit, nice patter briefcase the fucking lot.
He was running out the fucking door after 3 minutes the shit-head.



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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:02 PM

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:04 PM

Cold calls, ha ha, got 1 while working in Abu Dhabi from Gary 'Global Eye', called me by my first name the cunt saying he had a 'Data Base' of all the Brit expats.
Invited me to meet in Starbucks to talk financial investment, after 3 months of harassment i finally got the cunt to meet me at my place.
Fucker actually thought i was interested in his shit (on the net his firm was torn a new one), cunt turns up, good suit, nice patter briefcase the fucking lot.
He was running out the fucking door after 3 minutes the shit-head.

 

no even a coffee ?.... :lol:


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:04 PM

Sun is shining , the weather is sveeeeeeeet here , make ya wanna move ya dancing feeeeeta

 

On it ?


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:05 PM

On it ?


Gon up the hills for a trek

No beer today , maybe a couple tonight
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:35 PM

£352 for work to the van.......

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:45 PM

£352 for work to the van.......

Ffs......

 

your sundays out wi Norn should cover that mate.... :D


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 03:15 PM

your sundays out wi Norn should cover that mate.... :D


Tonight might take a hit.... :lol:

Only thought it was brake pads ffs.....
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 05:02 PM

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:16 PM

Had some dream last night,first of all,i met Donald Trump and i have to say he's a real down to earth good lad,he was even fucking about with the nuclear codes ffs

Then i had my Hitcher type character in the same bar i saw him before with a gun,was a cunt trying to shake him off

Then i rang my mate to say my bet on365 was about to pay out £100 and he told me his was about to pay out £100k.i managed to convince him to go half whack with me :lol:

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:25 PM

Had some dream last night,first of all,i met Donald Trump and i have to say he's a real down to earth good lad,he was even fucking about with the nuclear codes ffs

Then i had my Hitcher type character in the same bar i saw him before with a gun,was a cunt trying to shake him off

Then i rang my mate to say my bet on365 was about to pay out £100 and he told me his was about to pay out £100k.i managed to convince him to go half whack with me :lol:

Repeat in English please.

Translate 'Trump' 'good lad' 'nuclear codes' 'Hitcher' 'bet on365' 'pay out £1000.' 'convince' 'whack with me'.



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Posted 22 April 2017 - 12:52 AM

Repeat in English please.
Translate 'Trump' 'good lad' 'nuclear codes' 'Hitcher' 'bet on365' 'pay out £1000.' 'convince' 'whack with me'.


Plain as fuck to me..... and I'm pished....
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Posted 22 April 2017 - 05:16 AM

Good morning.



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Posted 22 April 2017 - 05:26 AM

Had some dream last night,first of all,i met Donald Trump and i have to say he's a real down to earth good lad,he was even fucking about with the nuclear codes ffs

Then i had my Hitcher type character in the same bar i saw him before with a gun,was a cunt trying to shake him off

Then i rang my mate to say my bet on365 was about to pay out £100 and he told me his was about to pay out £100k.i managed to convince him to go half whack with me :lol:

 

Norn....did you have roasted cheese before you went to bed ?


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:06 AM

Norn....did you have roasted cheese before you went to bed ?

Trump, nuclear codes, guns and money from betting.

Seems to me an overdose of mushrooms, but then again you must watch the old cheese sandwich before kip.

Cheddar can do yur nut in while dreaming.






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