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#5661 black dog

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 07:02 AM

Trump, nuclear codes, guns and money from betting.

Seems to me an overdose of mushrooms, but then again you must watch the old cheese sandwich before kip.

Cheddar can do yur nut in while dreaming.

 

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#5662 sployal

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 07:23 AM

Off for my morning walk, up the hills an far away.

Stop in the pub an bookies later on, no good bets, that's not my thing.

Get my ear around the punters, sad cause they always lose and are betting on the 'next one'

Just stopping the Russian Military music on Ytube then I'm off. 



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Posted 22 April 2017 - 09:40 AM

Norn....did you have roasted cheese before you went to bed ?


Nah i always have weird dreams.....i once had a threesome with Kylie n Kelly Brook :lol:

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#5664 black dog

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 10:25 AM

Nah i always have weird dreams.....i once had a threesome with Kylie n Kelly Brook :lol:

 

ooooft.....wet dream more like.....


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 08:08 AM

Wife's away with the ramblers today....me and the cats....plenty football.....bottle of wine later on........life is sweet.


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 08:27 AM

Wife's away with the ramblers today....me and the cats....plenty football.....bottle of wine later on........life is sweet.


Just woke up blinded in sunshine.......

This means 1 thing..... The Frankies will be arriving :D
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Posted 23 April 2017 - 08:31 AM

Just woke up blinded in sunshine.......

This means 1 thing..... The Frankies will be arriving :D

 

Back to sleep....tell the wife you have a migraine and will have to lie down all day and be tended to.....


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 08:39 AM

Back to sleep....tell the wife you have a migraine and will have to lie down all day and be tended to.....

She wants the garage cleared out...... and so do I, if I'm honest.

The problem is, she didn't go out last night as she had a sore ear :lol: ...... the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse wouldn't have stopped me heading out.......however......

This means she will be up early and after a cup of tea, we'll be out there......

Ffs :D
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Posted 23 April 2017 - 09:14 AM

Wee lad just asked me what I think the El Clasico will be :D
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Posted 23 April 2017 - 10:09 AM

She wants the garage cleared out...... and so do I, if I'm honest.

The problem is, she didn't go out last night as she had a sore ear :lol: ...... the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse wouldn't have stopped me heading out.......however......

This means she will be up early and after a cup of tea, we'll be out there......

Ffs :D

 

Being in the position I am.....got outdoor chores done through the week so weekends are fucking about, football watching time.....Aaah, the retirement.... :D


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 02:33 PM

Wife's away with the ramblers today....me and the cats....plenty football.....bottle of wine later on........life is sweet.

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#5672 black dog

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Posted Yesterday, 09:23 AM

been trying since 9am to get through to Council's road dept to complain about these incessant fucking temporary traffic lights we continuously have due to new houses being built....the lights should have been away on Friday but the fuckers are still there. Building company is taking the fucking pish! Anyway the council simply won't answer their phone...held in a queue with shit music. Bastards!


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Posted Yesterday, 12:47 PM

Eventually got through at 10.30 ish.......unfortunately nobody available to speak to me....will have someone call me back. Wife and I have been out, done some shopping, had a wee visit to yon chippy and had a 1/2 pizza supper, back home for a coffee, no message on answering machine....Great how these cunts treat public council tax payers.


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