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#6421 black dog

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:08 PM

Just checked....my fav prog about Korea IS on tonight............bring out the Dairy Milk...... :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:

 

Gonna be wise in the morning.


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#6422 black dog

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 04:40 PM

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All should become clear soon.


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#6423 Lord Bastion

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Posted 17 September 2017 - 07:26 AM

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#6424 black dog

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Posted 17 September 2017 - 08:05 AM

 

That guy should have appeared on The Cube tv show.


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Posted 17 September 2017 - 08:11 AM

Going into M & S soon. I shall buy my new favourite finger foods for my dinner...Dirty fries in a cheesy sauce & cheese bites coated in a crispy breadcrumb. And the wife makes a bloody fantastic mayo and spring onion dip.


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Posted 17 September 2017 - 12:41 PM

Just back from the local bookies, had a beer and placed my bets.

Place is full  of young uns smokin joints and old uns drinking, paper, fag buts and other shit all over the floor but a great atmosphere.

Old guy (well older than me) comes up to me and says "Wow, yur lookin smart today, real class" was only wearing a good shirt, smart jeans and a nice pair of shoes.



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Posted 17 September 2017 - 12:54 PM

Just back from the local bookies, had a beer and placed my bets.

Place is full  of young uns smokin joints and old uns drinking, paper, fag buts and other shit all over the floor but a great atmosphere.

Old guy (well older than me) comes up to me and says "Wow, yur lookin smart today, real class" was only wearing a good shirt, smart jeans and a nice pair of shoes.

 

old guy was probably just trying to tap ye....

 

What's the bet(s) btw....


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Posted 17 September 2017 - 12:59 PM

old guy was probably just trying to tap ye....

 

What's the bet(s) btw....

Placed a few bets at the Vincennes hippodrome meeting race 6, my best is 11 - 15 - 9 - 12 - 6 if it comes in it's retirement for SP fingers crossed and :thumbup:  



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Posted 17 September 2017 - 01:14 PM

Placed a few bets at the Vincennes hippodrome meeting race 6, my best is 11 - 15 - 9 - 12 - 6 if it comes in it's retirement for SP fingers crossed and :thumbup:  

 

can recommend it immensely..... :D


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Posted 17 September 2017 - 02:49 PM

Going into M & S soon. I shall buy my new favourite finger foods for my dinner...Dirty fries in a cheesy sauce & cheese bites coated in a crispy breadcrumb. And the wife makes a bloody fantastic mayo and spring onion dip.

 

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#6431 black dog

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 03:23 PM

wee tale.....The wife and me were in Tescos last week when an urge came upon me to dispose of a tom me so I had to move sharpish to the toilets. The store has a urinal and two cubicles. Now when I utilise these kind of facilities I have three main checks...1) there is a lock on the door.....2) there is plenty bog roll & 3) the seat is clean. First cubicle I went into had a lock, clean seat but absolutely NO bog roll. Into the 2nd cubicle and it had all three so naturally that was going to be my domain for the time being. Few minutes later I heard someone else enter (not unisex btw) & the fella went into the first cubicle and proceeded to plank his arse. I completed what I went in for and left having washed my paws. I had a giggle to myself wondering what the guy would do when he realised there was no loo paper....


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#6432 Lord Bastion

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:04 PM

wee tale.....The wife and me were in Tescos last week when an urge came upon me to dispose of a tom me so I had to move sharpish to the toilets. The store has a urinal and two cubicles. Now when I utilise these kind of facilities I have three main checks...1) there is a lock on the door.....2) there is plenty bog roll & 3) the seat is clean. First cubicle I went into had a lock, clean seat but absolutely NO bog roll. Into the 2nd cubicle and it had all three so naturally that was going to be my domain for the time being. Few minutes later I heard someone else enter (not unisex btw) & the fella went into the first cubicle and proceeded to plank his arse. I completed what I went in for and left having washed my paws. I had a giggle to myself wondering what the guy would do when he realised there was no loo paper....


A Tommy?

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Ye should have lobbed the roll over :lol:
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#6433 black dog

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:16 PM

A Tommy?

:D

Ye should have lobbed the roll over :lol:

 

A tom tit....shit mate.

 

Eh...I don't do lobbing...... :D ....health & safety ye understand.


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#6434 Lord Bastion

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:24 PM

A tom tit....shit mate.
 
Eh...I don't do lobbing...... :D ....health & safety ye understand.

It's a Benny in these parts......

Think ye'd need to use the under garments to tidy yourself up and leave commando with a blocked U-bend......

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#6435 Hairy Scot

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 08:19 PM

wee tale.....The wife and me were in Tescos last week when an urge came upon me to dispose of a tom me so I had to move sharpish to the toilets. The store has a urinal and two cubicles. Now when I utilise these kind of facilities I have three main checks...1) there is a lock on the door.....2) there is plenty bog roll & 3) the seat is clean. First cubicle I went into had a lock, clean seat but absolutely NO bog roll. Into the 2nd cubicle and it had all three so naturally that was going to be my domain for the time being. Few minutes later I heard someone else enter (not unisex btw) & the fella went into the first cubicle and proceeded to plank his arse. I completed what I went in for and left having washed my paws. I had a giggle to myself wondering what the guy would do when he realised there was no loo paper....

 

 

A tom tit....shit mate.

 

Eh...I don't do lobbing...... :D ....health & safety ye understand.

 

You could have waited quietly until he discovered there was no paper and then maybe picked up a few quid as the price for lobbing some in for him, or captured a nice video .........................................                                            :twisted:                                             


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#6436 Hairy Scot

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Posted 21 September 2017 - 11:24 AM

A wee puzzle for you.

 

What was the jolly swagman's name?


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#6437 black dog

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Posted 21 September 2017 - 11:38 AM

A wee puzzle for you.

 

What was the jolly swagman's name?

 

not got a name?

 

sure I read somewhere he was a sheep rustler ?


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#6438 Hairy Scot

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Posted 21 September 2017 - 11:57 AM

not got a name?

 

sure I read somewhere he was a sheep rustler ?

 

There's a clue in the song.       ;)

 

 

 


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#6439 black dog

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Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:19 PM

There's a clue in the song.       ;)

 

after I had posted I googled so I believe I know what you refer to but I won't say the now.


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Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:28 PM

after I had posted I googled so I believe I know what you refer to but I won't say the now.

 

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