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#1 cmon norn iron

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:24 PM

Why in every soap in the uk,do they all work on the same street?

 

Why do people get invited to a wedding of a person they hate?

 

Why are there so many murders in a tiny vicinity?

 

Why did nobody ever have a washing machine in eastenders?

 

Why does something dramatic always happens on christmas day?

 

Why does everybody buck everybody on the same street?


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#2 black dog

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:37 PM

Why in every soap in the uk,do they all work on the same street?

 

Why do people get invited to a wedding of a person they hate?

 

Why are there so many murders in a tiny vicinity?

 

Why did nobody ever have a washing machine in eastenders?

 

Why does something dramatic always happens on christmas day?

 

Why does everybody buck everybody on the same street?

 

Cos they're inbred hill billy fuckwits..... :D


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#3 Hoopz

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:37 PM

Why does max branning always make skid noises with his shoes?
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#4 black dog

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:38 PM

Why doesn't Helen Flannigan come back to Corrie and show offf more of her tits ?


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:42 PM

Why do some people get face transplants?


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#6 black dog

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:46 PM

Why do some people get face transplants?

 

Who done that Norn or are ye talking about different actors coming in for the same character?


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:47 PM

We need to see more of Rosie's tits!


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:00 PM

Who done that Norn or are ye talking about different actors coming in for the same character?

 

Yup


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:14 PM

Why does hollyoaks exist?

Why does everyone in the street always speak to each other?

Why does a family move in who just stay in and don't care about the going ons around them?

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:16 PM

Why does hollyoaks exist?

Why does everyone in the street always speak to each other?

Why does a family move in who just stay in and don't care about the going ons around them?

 

Inbred hill billy fuckwits mate....


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:31 PM

Why do the local pubs have so many owners?


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:45 PM

Why in every soap in the uk,do they all work on the same street?

 

Why do people get invited to a wedding of a person they hate?

 

Why are there so many murders in a tiny vicinity?

 

Why did nobody ever have a washing machine in eastenders?

 

Why does something dramatic always happens on christmas day?

 

Why does everybody buck everybody on the same street?

And none of them have heard of contraception clearly with all the unplanned pregnancies



#13 cmon norn iron

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:47 PM

And none of them have heard of contraception clearly with all the unplanned pregnancies

 

Same as you sheepy :P


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#14 sheeptastic

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 04:48 PM

Same as you sheepy :P

aaaah but all my children were planned so no, not the same :-D :-D



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Posted 07 June 2015 - 06:52 PM

No one ever says.......

Fuck you...... you cunt!
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Posted 07 June 2015 - 06:59 PM

No one ever says.......

Fuck you...... you cunt!

 

I'm going to give you the reason for that but in a cryptic manner.....you have to guess okay...

 

 

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 07:00 PM

I'm going to give you the reason for that but in a cryptic manner.....you have to guess okay...
 
 
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#18 cmon norn iron

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Posted 07 June 2015 - 07:54 PM

Jimmy corkhill said fuck in brookside late night spin-offs


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 10:35 PM

Why do people watch soaps?

That is the weirdest thing of all.

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#20 black dog

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Posted 08 June 2015 - 05:02 AM

Why do people watch soaps?

That is the weirdest thing of all.

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Same could be said for Big Brother & the X Factor Jay. To me that is mind numbing.


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