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#1 cmon norn iron

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Posted 04 January 2017 - 04:42 PM

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Posted 04 January 2017 - 04:46 PM

John Smeaton kicked fuck out of Zlatan



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Posted 04 January 2017 - 04:54 PM

Roy of the Rovers reads Zlatan comics.......
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Posted 04 January 2017 - 05:13 PM

Zlatan doesnt blow dry his hair he blow dries hairdryers
Diehard Liberal , don't detest thon player detest thon game.

#5 cmon norn iron

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Posted 04 January 2017 - 05:38 PM

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Posted 04 January 2017 - 05:40 PM

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Posted 04 January 2017 - 05:43 PM

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 12:20 PM

Zlatan once bucked Jonh Terry's wife and made him watch

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 12:32 PM

What a crazy thread but anyways....

 

When Zlatan has a jobby, Mourhino wipes Zlatan's arse.


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Posted 18 January 2017 - 10:11 AM

Zlat has discovered how to time travel.... and say "Hi".... to Zlatan.....

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#11 black dog

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Posted 18 January 2017 - 01:03 PM

Zlatan took one spoonful of Mrs Dug's home made lentil soup and said.....................THAT should be playing centre forward for Manchester Utd.


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Posted 18 January 2017 - 01:08 PM

Zlatan took one spoonful of Mrs Dug's home made lentil soup and said.....................THAT should be playing centre forward for Manchester Utd.

Homemade Lentil soup, if you've got a wife with a talent for cooking and baking then you've scored a better one than Zlatan.



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Posted 18 January 2017 - 03:50 PM

Zlatan came out of the dentist & was walking back to his car, sniffed the air and said....'I'm going to do a Dug'.


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Posted 18 January 2017 - 05:53 PM

When I was 4 years old I ate little war figurines!



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Posted 19 January 2017 - 02:38 AM

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 06:55 AM

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 08:31 AM

When I was 4 years old I ate little war figurines!


I got a war figurines head stuck up my nose warranting a trip to the Viccy!!

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 08:35 AM

I got a war figurines head stuck up my nose warranting a trip to the Viccy!!

 

were they able to extract it or do you go about with it hanging out to this day ?


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Posted 19 January 2017 - 12:55 PM

were they able to extract it or do you go about with it hanging out to this day ?

The nurse at the time was able to excise with tweezers.



#20 black dog

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 01:12 PM

The nurse at the time was able to excise with tweezers.

 

Ah, I remember the old days...when Nurses with tweezers were the biz. Said removal will of course have assisted you as you developed through life.


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