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#1 sployal


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Posted 11 July 2017 - 09:42 PM

A well known SFF forum poster is being asked to defend his position as to having supposed 'British connections'.
LB as he is known on the forum apparently often posts articles which reflect sympathy for a certain part of an island off the West coast of Britain, this island has a long history of segregation (something to do with religion) and a civil war actually broke out on the island in the early 20th century effectually splitting it into 2 parts, creating an Irish Republic in the South and a small enclave in the North which remains to this day loyal to the British crown.
Our reporter has been told that LB probably lives in the Northern enclave and that his connections and beliefs are outdated, bigoted and most probably are outwith current popular consensus.
Certain sources have cited LB's stance to agree and maybe actually participate in a century's old tradition to celebrate a long ago battle, this celebration includes marching bands, singing, bonfires and in general people having what they call 'a good roaring time'.
One or more poster's on the aforementioned forum have been vehemently accusing LB of being 'out of date' 'an old cog' and other names which the press cannot confirm.
In the local news, sides are in contradiction, but our sources are convinced that LB is a politically motivated activist royal to the British cause in a small enclave of a far gone Empire.
One of our most informed reporter's has related to our desk that the aforementioned LB has been told to "Stick it up yer hole" when he posted about the coming celebrations, in particular the torching of a small bonfire by people loyal to these so called 'outdated frivolities'.

We at Fake News, will do our utmost to bring you up to date and keep you honestly informed of the up comings of this dangerous individual.
But already, we have started a petition to outlaw this 'out of age' anniversary and ask you liberal minded free people to sign up today, your freedom depends on it.

Yours truly,
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#2 Lord Bastion

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 09:50 PM

I feel violated.......

Hey ho..... no safe space required here.....

Just answers.... from Chaps on Linfield thread, since he seems to have more info than most on this...... :D

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