So, how's your Friday going ? I was out a mate's gaff this morning then on the way home I stopped off at a chippy fir a bag of and a buttered roll....tasty as fuck, plus I was a tad hungry. Pissing about this afternoon....telly, on here, swept leaves up for umpteenth fucking time this week.....counting down the time till drinky poos.
I'm going to have a stab at how you dudes are doing & you can let me know if I'm on the button or way off mark...
Hairy...........in his kip
Hoopz.......at work keeping whatever he's responsible for safe....also fucking about with his phone.
Bastion....probably on the way home as he finishes early on a Friday.....he'll have built four or five gaffs this morning.
Norn.....probably on the piss whilst fucking about on here and watching the box
Tone....in his office clock watching with one window on his desktop opened for SFF and keeping an eye out for his gaffer sneaking a peak at his work rate.
Hunterian.....at work (don't know what your job is mate) desperate to get his son to another win by Saint Mirren.
SP.......suave, sophisticated and scouring the internet for left wing snowflake whinging before getting home and dining outdoors on his patio. Also thinking about not going to the bookies this weekend in case he bumps into any auld, unkempt fuckers again.
Trav....out on a school run contract taking unruly wee cunts home and charging the cooncil an arm and a leg. How the fuck do ye think he gets so many holidays...It''s no wi his bookies winnings.
Chas.....finished work and knocking back turps or industrial cleaner as his buckie is done. Planning his next rabbit murder trip.
Cas.....honestly haven't a clue.
Noidea......checking the 'off topic' forum to see if Jiffy has made a cunt of it anywhere then letting him know.
Jif....ready to get back home from the toil whereupon he'll check his keyboard to ensure the 'J' has disappeared then a few rums doon his throat.
Cam.....cycling round some run down areas of Glasgow looking for poor kids to help but worried like fuck that his bike will disappear as soon as he enter Possil, Govan or Parkheid. His evening will be spent tearing up the mail he gets from Sky TV trying to entice him to subscribe.....and slavering over some new female work colleague who he'd love to pump.
Makdee......deliberately have left you out mate due to your recent circumstances.
I don't think I've missed anyone. If I have it's nowt personal.