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#1981 Hairy Scot

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 04:55 AM

guy -sat in a restaurant with his wife.

 

other guy- and wife walks in and sits down

 

first guy- gets up and and complains to waiter ( no other staff around ) that guy is eating whilst wearing a cap

 

waiter - there is no law apart from the PC brig

 

firs guy - im out

 

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first guy - why is everyone upset at the slightest thing? 

 

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#1982 black dog

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:49 AM

guy -sat in a restaurant with his wife.

 

other guy- and wife walks in and sits down

 

first guy- gets up and and complains to waiter ( no other staff around ) that guy is eating whilst wearing a cap

 

waiter - there is no law apart from the PC brig

 

firs guy - im out

 

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first guy - why is everyone upset at the slightest thing? 

 

eh?.....wtf..... :lol: . I know there was something a wee while back about you having the audacity to keep your bunnet on while eating so I'm thinking it musta been a slow night in Hoopzville.


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#1983 Hairy Scot

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 08:36 PM

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#1984 cmon norn iron

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 12:32 PM

I tried sharing a bag of chips with a homeless guy today but he told me to fuck off...

Greedy bastard, I only wanted a couple!

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#1985 Hairy Scot

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Posted 17 October 2017 - 06:35 PM

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#1986 cmon norn iron

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Posted Today, 02:40 PM

My wife is doing an experiment. She's wearing a Liverpool shirt for a week to get peoples reactions. She's been kicked, punched and spat on so far! Fuck knows what's going to happen when she actually leaves the house!

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Posted Today, 02:43 PM

My wife is doing an experiment. She's wearing a Liverpool shirt for a week to get peoples reactions. She's been kicked, punched and spat on so far! Fuck knows what's going to happen when she actually leaves the house!

Kick her out norn, she'll get what she deserves :razz:






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