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#1941 Hairy Scot

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Posted 27 March 2017 - 03:25 AM

I'm putting this link here because I think it's amusing:-

http://www.worldatio... see to believe

 

However, not everyone may agree.    :twisted:

 

 


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#1942 cmon norn iron

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Posted 28 March 2017 - 12:38 PM

As the 'other' woman inserted her fingers into my wifes pussy, understandably i decided to have a wank.

Midwifes have no sense of humour!

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Posted 30 March 2017 - 10:33 PM

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#1944 cmon norn iron

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 07:34 PM

I've managed to avoid about 50 April fools jokes this morning.

I've lost my job as an emergency service operator as a result though!

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#1945 cmon norn iron

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Posted 23 April 2017 - 06:09 AM

I told the doctor that i was suffering from premature ejaculation,
how does your wife feel about it he asked, well she took it on the chin the first time but recently It's been getting on her tits.

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#1946 black dog

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Posted 23 April 2017 - 06:30 AM

A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and, every once in a while, a £20 note fell out onto the pavement. 
Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag."
 
"Oh, really ? Damn it !!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." 
"Well now, not so fast," said the cop.. "Where did you get all that money ? You didn't steal it, did you ?" 
"Oh, no, no," said the old lady. "You see, my backyard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought,'why not make the best of it'. So now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'OK, buddy ! Give me £20 or off it comes !!'" 
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop laughing. "OK. Good luck !! Oh by the way, what's in the other bag ?" 

"Not everybody pays !!"


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