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#1 craig

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:31 PM

I will try and collate a list of all terms used on the forum and give their meaning. If you have anything to add or ask, I will edit this original post with the new addition.

  • Big Freaky Dan or BFD = Celtic's Swedish centre half Dan Majstorovic
  • Carrot = c*nt or c*ck
  • JCGE = reference to the song Just cant get enough
  • Patmashants = Shit ma Breaks
  • Shampoo = Sh*t
  • CBL = Crawly bum lick. A person who sucks up to those in charge in an embarrassing and unseemly fashion
  • DILLIGAS = Do I look like I give a shit


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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:42 PM

I will try and collate a list of all terms used on the forum and give their meaning. If you have anything to add or ask, I will edit this original post with the new addition.



[*:2595jzni]Big Freaky Dan or BFD - Celtic's Swedish centre half Dan Majstorovic

Some that need answered
Carrot
Shampoo


Patmashants == "Shit ma Breaks" - learning some thing new every day :)

Ayr slang usually centers around K!!!!e and the Great Unwashed is the most commonly used.

Carrot, Shampoo, Uncle Tim, etc is a whole new language, which I would like to get a handle on :?

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:46 PM

I will try and collate a list of all terms used on the forum and give their meaning. If you have anything to add or ask, I will edit this original post with the new addition.



[*:200q5x5r]Big Freaky Dan or BFD - Celtic's Swedish centre half Dan Majstorovic

Some that need answered
Carrot
Shampoo


Patmashants == "Shit ma Breaks" - learning some thing new every day :)

Ayr slang usually centers around K!!!!e and the Great Unwashed is the most commonly used.

Carrot, Shampoo, Uncle Tim, etc is a whole new language, which I would like to get a handle on :?


Im not sure if i should mention the great unwashed as it could refer to other teams fans.

Patmashants is gonna love that he is now part of the forum dictionary and he has only been here one night :D

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:48 PM

does sheepshagger need explained :?

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:49 PM

If you think ma names bad, I've got an auntie Betty, Betty Swallocks!

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:51 PM

does sheepshagger need explained :?

its easy for me to say no because i have always known what that means. any other votes to include sheepshagger?

If you think ma names bad, I've got an auntie Betty, Betty Swallocks!

you are clearly a cunning linguist

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:57 PM

If you think ma names bad, I've got an auntie Betty, Betty Swallocks!



pmsl :lol:

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 10:36 PM

paul ritchie ex hearts, rangers (i know he never kicked a ball) dundee united and man city was nicknamed mabawzer...

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 10:51 PM

If you think ma names bad, I've got an auntie Betty, Betty Swallocks!


Nice one mate :lol:


As for the two Hayza posted, I think Shampoo is a polite term for shit. I've no idea what the carrot one is all about but it's annoying the life out of some folk which I'm guessing was the intention. I'm sure Hayzabhoy could clear that up

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Posted 23 February 2011 - 07:27 PM

Thought this Urban Dictionary might help some of us middleagers decider terms such as Carrot and Shampoo.

Carrot == I think it is a penis reference

Shampoo == I think is fake turd i.e. sham & poo

http://www.urbandict...php?term=carrot

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Posted 23 February 2011 - 07:45 PM

Craig said re Pat-

you are clearly a cunning linguist


Aye he certainly is that.... :lol: :lol:

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Posted 23 February 2011 - 07:47 PM

does sheepshagger need explained :?


No need to inform us as to your weekend activities Shagger.... ;)

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Posted 23 February 2011 - 08:01 PM

Thought this Urban Dictionary might help some of us middleagers decider terms such as Carrot and Shampoo.

Carrot == I think it is a penis reference

Shampoo == I think is fake turd i.e. sham & poo

http://www.urbandict...php?term=carrot


i like how that link states that a carrot tastes carroty :lol:

Hayzaboy, is that what they both mean?

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 07:50 PM

Craig asked-

Some that need answered
Carrot
Shampoo


I've been in touch wi a Celtic fan and even he doesn't know but he's going to ask around. When I get an answer I'll let yez know... :lol:

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 08:07 PM

Craig asked-

Some that need answered
Carrot
Shampoo


I've been in touch wi a Celtic fan and even he doesn't know but he's going to ask around. When I get an answer I'll let yez know... :lol:


Its has not got anything to do with Glasgow Celtic FC in particular imho. I am led to believe by those who understand modern urban vernacular that, shampoo is shit and carrot is prick.

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 05:41 PM

I asked on Twitter and was told that its to do with swear filters on a forum and

shampoo = sh*t
carrot = c*nt

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 06:55 PM

I despair...really.....Posted Image

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 09:29 PM

Agreed blackdog I also despair, just because the words are not uttered does not mean it is not said in other ways, in this case the words carrot and shampoo, actually, wait a minute, I've hear this before somewhere, the words not actually said but the meaning was there, was it not a big club?, something to do with refs? there's a pattern forming here :roll:

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 09:57 PM

Agreed blackdog I also despair, just because the words are not uttered does not mean it is not said in other ways, in this case the words carrot and shampoo, actually, wait a minute, I've hear this before somewhere, the words not actually said but the meaning was there, was it not a big club?, something to do with refs? there's a pattern forming here :roll:


You could have something there

I remember a company getting done by the advertising watchdog because they said something like f*ck (including the asterisk) in their promotional material. The fact it wasnt spelt out didnt matter because it was so obvious what the offensive word was.

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 10:01 PM

so Craig, does that mean that people are not allowed to call me a sheepsh@@@@r even if I don't take offence at it?




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