22 replies to this topic

[hayza]

DIVERS, I kid you not but dont back it as it will probably fall on the flat with no other horses near it,trained by old Ferdy another wide-boy.

[black dog]

Ah've just been perusing the rags and ah saw this and ah thought...'ah wonder how long afore it takes ye'...wished Laddies had been open.....ah'd have stuck a good few bob on afore 9.30am,..............Actually Hayza it's poor for a dig.

[hayza]

Disagree its been a rough few months for ra sellik so its nice to have a wee go back plus diving who really gives a feck by May only the winners will be recognised and everything else sour grapes and thats just the way it is.

[hayza]

Quantity over quality is my watchword dog have a good day did you bet ma tip Grandouet.

[tamthetim]

i thought this was a genuine tip for a minute and was just about to see if i could ` rustle ` up some cash

[craig]

tamthetim, on 10 December 2011 - 09:41 AM, said:

i thought this was a genuine tip for a minute and was just about to see if i could ` rustle ` up some cash

it might end up being a genuine tip.

Hayza, I know this has a Rangers slant on it, but I think I will move this to a more relevant thread

[hayza]

"rustle" up some cash nice one keep it up and permarage will ensue,oh its a genuine runner today wont win and great banter if it falls eh.

[black dog]

hayza, on 10 December 2011 - 09:24 AM, said:

Quantity over quality is my watchword dog have a good day did you bet ma tip Grandouet.

Naw...never seen it Hayza...Am just back frae the bookies havin' put on ma footie coupons and am no gaun back oot.

[Laurie]

Hayza you seem to be feeling particularly pleased with yourself today after locating the font size option...

(and colour)

[black dog]

Laurie, on 10 December 2011 - 10:08 AM, said:

Hayza you seem to be feeling particularly pleased with yourself today after locating the font size option...

(and colour)

What ARE you implying Laurie?........

[Laurie]

black dog, on 10 December 2011 - 10:13 AM, said:

What ARE you implying Laurie?........

Nothing, nothing at all

[hayza]

Laurie, on 10 December 2011 - 10:08 AM, said:

Hayza you seem to be feeling particularly pleased with yourself today after locating the font size option...

(and colour)

Cant all be whizz kids Laurie us old guys are just bluffing away with this blogisphere/I.T bollocks.....and they say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing but at least Im experienced enough to have learned that lesson so think on and consider yourself reprimanded

[Laurie]

hayza, on 10 December 2011 - 10:17 AM, said:

Cant all be whizz kids Laurie us old guys are just bluffing away with this blogisphere/I.T bollocks.....and they say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing but at least Im experienced enough to have learned that lesson so think on and consider yourself reprimanded

Can I appeal this decision...? Send it to the Fast Track Tribunal?

[black dog]

Laurie, on 10 December 2011 - 10:19 AM, said:

Can I appeal this decision...? Send it to the Fast Track Tribunal?

Ye'll get mair than a reprimand there Laurie.....

[hayza]

Laurie, on 10 December 2011 - 10:19 AM, said:

Can I appeal this decision...? Send it to the Fast Track Tribunal?

Guilty take him down

[craig]

hayza, on 10 December 2011 - 01:24 PM, said:

Guilty take him down

Laurie is already in trouble from earlier on, so its 50 lines for him.

[douglasta]

Laurie, on 10 December 2011 - 10:19 AM, said:

Can I appeal this decision...? Send it to the Fast Track Tribunal?

Let's draw straws for the 3-man panel...hopefully you'll get Craig, Bear and myself....case dismissed! Hayza 2-week ban....

[hayza]

Divers (FC) went into a early 12 length lead but was steadily caught up,passed and left for dead by its classier rival before the fat jockey unseated rider(sue barker woof woof) and the BEF owner gave Divers a carrot but the jockey ( FPLG) grabbed the carrot and ate it,true story and ended with Diver(FC) being put down by lethal injection by (HMRC) course vet a sweet dreams.

[douglasta]

hayza, on 10 December 2011 - 07:06 PM, said:

Divers (FC) went into a early 12 length lead but was steadily caught up,passed and left for dead by its classier rival before the fat jockey unseated rider(sue barker woof woof) and the BEF owner gave Divers a carrot but the jockey ( FPLG) grabbed the carrot and ate it,true story and ended with Diver(FC) being put down by lethal injection by (HMRC) course vet a sweet dreams.

Whit? That's hilarious...not the metaphor, the fact that you wasted the time thinking of one!

[black dog]

hayza, on 10 December 2011 - 07:06 PM, said:

Divers (FC) went into a early 12 length lead but was steadily caught up,passed and left for dead by its classier rival before the fat jockey unseated rider(sue barker woof woof) and the BEF owner gave Divers a carrot but the jockey ( FPLG) grabbed the carrot and ate it,true story and ended with Diver(FC) being put down by lethal injection by (HMRC) course vet a sweet dreams.

Just incase there are readers that actually read this and accept whit ye say for fact Hayza...let me state that Hayza's version is in fact a load of total PISH...Seein' ye started the thread about a racehorse called Divers (pronounced Deevers) let's call it straight...The horse was never nearer the lead than 1/2 way down the pack....it was never going well & at some point it unseated it's jockey....I don't know what the actual result was (switched over when Divers jockey was unseated) but obviously said named horse couldny win!! Yer a fuckin fantasy merchant Hayza....wake up and smell the fuckin' coffee!!!