51 replies to this topic

[craig]

black dog, on 17 February 2012 - 09:25 PM, said:

What about Claire....has she got a nice pair?...Never mind shagger, he's got nae hair!

They look a good pair, but I have never seen them bare

[black dog]

craig, on 17 February 2012 - 09:27 PM, said:

They look a good pair, but I have never seen them bare

Well yer wanting tae get in aboot them a bit mair.

[craig]

black dog, on 17 February 2012 - 09:29 PM, said:

Well yer wanting tae get in aboot them a bit mair.

Nah, the wife would boot my arse sair

[black dog]

craig, on 17 February 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:

Nah, the wife would boot my arse sair

Which would mean ye couldny sit down on the chair....

[sheeptastic]

black dog, on 17 February 2012 - 09:19 PM, said:

Out...yer banned!!!! You obviously don't care!

yippee I'll go and have an affair

(ssshhhh don't tell the missus)

[black dog]

sheeptastic, on 17 February 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

yippee I'll go and have an affair

(ssshhhh don't tell the missus)

WTF do ye have to insert pishy additions? Is cos ye've nae hair?

[sheeptastic]

black dog, on 17 February 2012 - 09:44 PM, said:

WTF do ye have to insert pishy additions? Is cos ye've nae hair?

away and play with yer wheelchair

[jaybee1978]

sheeptastic, on 17 February 2012 - 10:02 PM, said:

away and play with yer wheelchair

How is he supposed to get up the stair?

[craig]

jaybee1978, on 17 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

How is he supposed to get up the stair?

He could hop on a miniature aeroplane

[douglasta]

black dog, on 17 February 2012 - 09:26 PM, said:

Och, away tae yer bar and sit on that fancy chair.

I'll take note auld friend coz I know you're a player.

[black dog]

craig, on 17 February 2012 - 10:07 PM, said:

He could hop on a miniature aeroplane

Right...that's you oot...nae mair.

[black dog]

douglasta, on 17 February 2012 - 10:11 PM, said:

I'll take note auld friend coz I know you're a player.

Just dodging along on a wing and a prayer.