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[SheenyBob]

Mrs Sheeny has just been out washing the cars for hours there.......hers is shining like a new pin and mine is still boggin'..clearly a half arsed effort on my motor.......the cheeky bitch

I have a cracking Karcher washer do-da with foam attachment but that only gets 2 or 3 outings a year.
personally i just take the motor to a carwash place up the road, staffed with a half dozen wee polish guys who do a cracking job, inside and out for £8......

Ive never been through a mechanised carwash machine thingy, nor have i often stood outside with a bucket and sponge.

What do you guys do?

[Gusmeister]

Hope it rains tbh.

[SheenyBob]

Gusmeister, on 19 February 2012 - 05:07 PM, said:

Hope it rains tbh.

Cos Mrs S has half arsed my motor or because it cleans yours ?

[craig]

I do it myself. I am tight, so a bottle of car shampoo (it isnt a head of hair, so not sure why its called that) and a sponge and bucket does me. I bring out the hose for a pre and post wash rinse and jobs a good un. It only takes 5-10 minutes and I wont pay a fiver to someone for something that takes so little time

[SheenyBob]

craig, on 19 February 2012 - 05:08 PM, said:

I do it myself. I am tight, so a bottle of car shampoo (it isnt a head of hair, so not sure why its called that) and a sponge and bucket does me. I bring out the hose for a pre and post wash rinse and jobs a good un. It only takes 5-10 minutes and I wont pay a fiver to someone for something that takes so little time

Aye that is tight......i bet you use cold water in your soapy bucket

[craig]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

Aye that is tight......i bet you use cold water in your soapy bucket

I can stretch to lukewarm water

[SheenyBob]

craig, on 19 February 2012 - 05:12 PM, said:

I can stretch to lukewarm water

Aye it looks warm but its fae the cold tap

[black dog]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 05:08 PM, said:

Cos Mrs S has half arsed my motor or because it cleans yours ?

.....

[Gusmeister]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 05:08 PM, said:

Cos Mrs S has half arsed my motor or because it cleans yours ?

Cleans mine mate

[black dog]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 05:05 PM, said:

Mrs Sheeny has just been out washing the cars for hours there.......hers is shining like a new pin and mine is still boggin'..clearly a half arsed effort on my motor.......the cheeky bitch

I have a cracking Karcher washer do-da with foam attachment but that only gets 2 or 3 outings a year.
personally i just take the motor to a carwash place up the road, staffed with a half dozen wee polish guys who do a cracking job, inside and out for £8......

Ive never been through a mechanised carwash machine thingy, nor have i often stood outside with a bucket and sponge.

What do you guys do?

I take it tae the polish dudes place...however when ah dae that the wife wants me tae pay her the 6/7 notes...she washes the car when she thinks it's durty but cannot understaun ma reasoning that in a couple o' weeks it'll be manky again so just as well leavin' it till the better weather appears....

[SheenyBob]

black dog, on 19 February 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

I take it tae the polish dudes place...however when ah dae that the wife wants me tae pay her the 6/7 notes...she washes the car when she thinks it's durty but cannot understaun ma reasoning that in a couple o' weeks it'll be manky again so just as well leavin' it till the better weather appears....

Mrs S wont be demanding the money but she must be planning summit

I hate driving aboot with a dirty motor but have an aversion to cleaning it myself. The polish dudes do a cracking job and dress the tyres with thon shiney stuff.....money well spent i say. Lifes too short to wash motors.......

[black dog]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 05:32 PM, said:

Mrs S wont be demanding the money but she must be planning summit

I hate driving aboot with a dirty motor but have an aversion to cleaning it myself. The polish dudes do a cracking job and dress the tyres with thon shiney stuff.....money well spent i say. Lifes too short to wash motors.......

Love it....,,,,,'Thon shiney stuff'.....

[jaybee1978]

Polish or polish?

[SheenyBob]

jaybee1978, on 19 February 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

Polish or polish?

Wits the odd wan oot.......Mr Sheen..The old Pope ..& The new pope......












The new pope......the other 2 are polish........

[craig]

jaybee1978, on 19 February 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

Polish or polish?

ive heard of a french polish, but not a polish polish

[SheenyBob]

craig, on 19 February 2012 - 06:29 PM, said:

ive heard of a french polish, but not a polish polish

Dont call me Mr Sheen for nowt

[craig]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 05:32 PM, said:

Mrs S wont be demanding the money but she must be planning summit

I hate driving aboot with a dirty motor but have an aversion to cleaning it myself. The polish dudes do a cracking job and dress the tyres with thon shiney stuff.....money well spent i say. Lifes too short to wash motors.......

black dog, on 19 February 2012 - 06:16 PM, said:

Love it....,,,,,'Thon shiney stuff'.....

I avoid drawing attention to my car's tyres, because the cracked and half there wheel trims would be even more obvious

[craig]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 06:31 PM, said:

Dont call me Mr Sheen for nowt

do you keep umpteen things clean?

[SheenyBob]

craig, on 19 February 2012 - 06:32 PM, said:

do you keep umpteen things clean?

Aye, I have atouch of OCD when it comes to cleanliness and tidyness...the hoose, the car, my office desk, my electronic files, my paper files, my wardrobe, ...you name it...

I draw the line at licking my own privates unlike the dug

[black dog]

SheenyBob, on 19 February 2012 - 06:38 PM, said:

Aye, I have atouch of OCD when it comes to cleanliness and tidyness...the hoose, the car, my office desk, my electronic files, my paper files, my wardrobe, ...you name it...

I draw the line at licking my own privates unlike the dug

Fuck you Sheeny...ye've went too far!!!!!