16 replies to this topic

[weedessie]

Sir Dave says, "yours for a penny"
and Craig Whyte, he says "aye,
I'll take the Glasgow Rangers
and nearly make them die"

They hadn't paid their taxes
nor the other desperate clubs.
This would soon cause panic
in the stands,the homes,the pubs.

It seems that they were at it.
The court says "Now it stops".
In came administrators,
the vultures and the cops.

It seems that Whytes been naughty
he's looking like a dunce
but hoops fans, just remember,
you were in shit once.

Where was the ticket money?
and all the other cash?
Whyte couldn't stand by
so felt he had to dash.

They lost 1-0 to Killie
when points were needed most
no shots at the keeper,
not even bar or post

They've gave the league to Celtic
Its all been self destruct
its been one great balls up
and now they're really fucked.

But don't get too despondent
I don't think Gers will die
there will be plenty heartache
cos Whyte will make you cry.

Your great club will come thru this
and you will win your game
but a parting word of warning,
get rid of the bigot shame.

[DEXTER]

Dessie i think it's time you left the house and got a burd or something. You're starting to worry me.

[craig]

I like it

[verrix]

Aye, me too.

DEXTER, on 21 February 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

Dessie i think it's time you left the house and got a burd or something. You're starting to worry me.

how'd you know he doesn't already have one?

[black dog]

weedessie, on 20 February 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

Sir Dave says, "yours for a penny"
and Craig Whyte, he says "aye,
I'll take the Glasgow Rangers
and nearly make them die"

They hadn't paid their taxes
nor the other desperate clubs.
This would soon cause panic
in the stands,the homes,the pubs.

It seems that they were at it.
The court says "Now it stops".
In came administrators,
the vultures and the cops.

It seems that Whytes been naughty
he's looking like a dunce
but hoops fans, just remember,
you were in shit once.

Where was the ticket money?
and all the other cash?
Whyte couldn't stand by
so felt he had to dash.

They lost 1-0 to Killie
when points were needed most
no shots at the keeper,
not even bar or post

They've gave the league to Celtic
Its all been self destruct
its been one great balls up
and now they're really fucked.

But don't get too despondent
I don't think Gers will die
there will be plenty heartache
cos Whyte will make you cry.

Your great club will come thru this
and you will win your game
but a parting word of warning,
get rid of the bigot shame.

No bad Dessie.

[hoopz]

that has nothing over my 4 liner on the rabbie burns thread! took me 8 months to think of but quality not quantity!

[black dog]

hoopz, on 21 February 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

that has nothing over my 4 liner on the rabbie burns thread! took me 8 months to think of but quality not quantity!

another month and ye could have had a wean....

[hoopz]

black dog, on 21 February 2012 - 07:32 PM, said:

another month and ye could have had a wean....

[hayza]

Very good indeed,nearly missed this thread glad I didnt .

[craig]

hayza, on 23 February 2012 - 11:58 AM, said:

Very good indeed,nearly missed this thread glad I didnt .

sometimes threads can slip by. Sometimes the best threads are not ones that necessarily have the most replies.

[idontbelieveit]

Writting a poem is a bit like throwing up. Its quick and easy, and you always feel better after.

[craig]

idontbelieveit, on 23 February 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:

Writting a poem is a bit like throwing up. Its quick and easy, and you always feel better after.

How about taking it further and saying it sometimes brings a tear to your eye.

It takes me ages to write a poem. I'm not one for the written word.

[idontbelieveit]

craig, on 23 February 2012 - 09:46 PM, said:

How about taking it further and saying it sometimes brings a tear to your eye.

It takes me ages to write a poem. I'm not one for the written word.

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

[craig]

idontbelieveit, on 23 February 2012 - 10:04 PM, said:

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

That wasn't very long, in fact it was conscise
I wouldn't say it was great, but it was nice

[craig]

idontbelieveit, on 23 February 2012 - 10:04 PM, said:

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

There is something that we really must do
And that is to sort out an avatar for you

[jaybee1978]

craig, on 23 February 2012 - 10:20 PM, said:

There is something that we really must do
And that is to sort out an avatar for you

Surely it should be Victor Meldrew
Or does anyone have another clue?

[idontbelieveit]

craig, on 23 February 2012 - 10:20 PM, said:

There is something that we really must do
And that is to sort out an avatar for you

You know I am closer to God
And you know what to add to sod