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#551879 Impractical Jokers

Posted by Lord Bastion on Today, 06:04 PM

Love it. Joe is hilarious


Wee dude looks a sneaky bassa.....


#551866 Cyprus

Posted by Lord Bastion on Today, 05:05 PM

tweeds per chance ?


Aye..... :lol:


#551862 Cyprus

Posted by Lord Bastion on Today, 05:02 PM

I wear shorts and t-shirts when dinning out abroad..... like every other fucker abroad.

Not NI shorts, proper dress or denim..... we ain't in no fucked up golf club!

Never been aware of anyone wandering about in Greece (Corfu, Rhodes, Crete) in a pair of tweets ffs :lol:


#551823 Cyprus

Posted by Lord Bastion on Today, 02:20 PM

Yes. You will never see any locals in the restaurants wearing shorts. Wearing hats indoors is bad form anywhere tbf.


Have you and Hairy ever posted at the same time?


#551789 Who is the smartest?

Posted by Lord Bastion on Today, 12:44 PM

I'd need someone to argue with during the day and drink beer with at night with a few tunes......

I'm taking Hoopz.

Brucie Bonus being he can carry the heavy stuff.


#551743 Dedicated Celtic thread

Posted by Lord Bastion on Today, 08:36 AM

It's the epitome of......

Always the victim, never our fault.


#551712 Who is the smartest?

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 09:31 PM

Better way to think of it
Stuck on an island with 1 person from forum
Who would make use of little to catch fish , build a gaff , light fire etc
Or is that practical than smart?


The Dug would work till noon.... then nap.... befriend animals.....then drink.... hed be good for 4 hrs, only after feeding.


#551698 Who is the smartest?

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 07:35 PM

Think Panda would vote for himself :lol:


#551660 Rangers v Marseille

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 04:48 PM

Apologies to all for going off topic.........................................t'was Bastion's fault with breast talk..... :D

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#551641 Rangers v Marseille

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 03:49 PM

had to google that...0-5 the frogs.
 
was the funny incident anything to do with an 'Onion Johnny' ?....

Nah..... they brought a band with them, all female, must have been the French equivalent to Morris Dancers..... never seen the like of it.

They came out of the players entrance and started marching round the pitch at a quick March, drums, trumpets Flegs..... before kick off.

Got round to the covered terracing housing The main Glentoran support, where they were greeted with..... "get your tits out for the boys"

The band stopped marching, turned towards the Glens fans and started playing this mad fucking tune, drums, trumpets, Flegs everywhere and the only reply the guys had was to dance......

I still piss myself at the ridiculous image in my mind.

Ye had to be there to fully encapsulate it though..... :D


#551636 Looking at Liverpool Thread......

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 03:23 PM

Looking good for the coming season......their fans apparently believe they'll win the Premier League again...............that's think & not win.



Must be favourites..... had it won last October :lol:


#551630 Looking at Liverpool Thread......

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 02:31 PM

He's won an Asia Cup medal though.........


Add that to The Tranmere Cup and joint holders of the West Brom Cup......

No a bad haul.


#551603 empty so a general talk thread

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 09:43 AM

we used to have a hedgehog live under one of our sheds....fed it cat meat. Must have moved home as it hasn't been around for a while. Apart from the fleas they're lovely wee animals....pity they move so slow.


You love the animals Dug...... :D


#551602 2017/2018 fun predictor

Posted by Lord Bastion on Yesterday, 09:38 AM

saturday 5th august 
 
celtic v hearts 1
 
dundee v ross county X
 
hibs v partick 1
 
killie v st johnstone 2
 
sunday  7th august 
 
motherwell v rangers 2
 
aberdeen v hamilton 1




#551487 The obituary thread

Posted by Lord Bastion on 21 July 2017 - 06:23 PM

I remember once driving through the countryside in my 'bolide' with a girlfriend.
Going about 60mph when the bitch screams "watch out for that fox", drove straight ahead and asked her "what fucking fox"? 8-)


A Bolide ye say?

Was in a car with some dude who crossed several fields to catch one..... it wasn't so crafty :lol: