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#534734 Farting Facts

Posted by pandamonk on 21 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

Burping, hiccups, and farting are bodily functions which make people laugh, get embarrassed, and even annoyed. The crown jewel on these is farting.

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How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

  • Men fart more than women.
  • The original meaning of fart is forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
  • An average person farts around 14 times a day.
  • Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
  • This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
  • Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
  • Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
  • Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
  • If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
  • Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
  • Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
  • Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.

 

I had an indian last night and the leftovers for lunch today. Think I've farted 14 times in the last half hour.




#534570 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 20 March 2017 - 11:35 PM

It's hard to trawl through sober...... :D

I have a shit load more, only so many at a time though......

Next up is White history month at Portland University which looks at how white students can apologise to Black students for slavery......

Then Yale_University....... it's a wee Brucie Bonus :D



Be interesting to see Panda sweep blatant racism away...... for the greater good. If indeed he goes that path....

fail :P




#533822 New Scottish Referendum

Posted by pandamonk on 14 March 2017 - 02:38 PM

Eh? Panda, have you stuck this in the wrong thread or are you taking the Cis ?

Yep, wrong thread. Sorry. Haha, taking the cis




#533768 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 14 March 2017 - 02:26 AM

You said...... It helps us understand the variation of gender......

I asked, which is which........ you said, either could be either......

So I said...... it doesnt ( help that is)

 

I think we're both being too vague and neither is really making any sense.




#533553 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 12 March 2017 - 08:33 PM

Whats the main points here you are debating? Summarise if anyone could

 

Trangender rights, mainly to do with what bathroom/changing room they use.

 

Whether or not transgenderism or gender can be proven biologically.

 

Whether there are only two genders or a spectrum including trans and intersex.

 

There may be more, but I'm losing track.




#533447 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 12 March 2017 - 03:31 PM

One little addition, UCLA is way below Harvard in University rankings :P




#533149 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 01:02 AM

Maybe I bucked it....... :D

 

Her, not it but aye haha :D




#533145 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:59 AM

Exactly my kind of music during the eighties, me and my mates shagged loads of birds after picking them up to this one. :-D :-D :-D

 

Maybe you have more son than you realise ;) maybe one of those are now your illegitimate daughter :P




#533142 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:50 AM

Have you seen the stats on this, especially in North Africa/middle East?

Fucking frightening.

 

Strangely enough, a mate of mine just posted this on facebook 5 minutes ago

"I absolutely despise the ability organised religion has to corrupt otherwise morally sound people into heinous behaviour. Christopher Hitchens was absolutely bang on when he subtitled his book "God Is Not Great" as "How Religion Poisons Everything".

From jihadists, to homophobia, to the genital mutilation of babies, to sentencing apostates to death for daring to leave a religion - they're all frankly barbaric and archaic beliefs to hold in modern times.

The ideologies and those who believe them literally to the point of extremism are things we could all do without. As for moderate followers of diluted, reformed and sanitised versions of these religions - everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, but maybe it's time to think about the complicity of involving yourselves with institutions that commit atrocities and systematically avoid penance for them"




#533140 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:46 AM

So a Cis is standard issue?

Straight male/female in a male/female body?

 

Yes, someone who identifies with their birth gender. The kind of people SPLoyal would class as "normal".




#533134 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:35 AM

Why should my sons turn tranny you nutcase?, they were born men and love having sex with women, why should i have "scared it out of them"?

You are one strange person.

If you want to talk feminine equality, I'm right open for debate, i am so macho (but i respect women).

 

Anyone can feel they were born the wrong gender, around 1 in 300 to be more accurate, and around 2 in 300 are intersex. These are facts, even "where you were born". So how do you ensure if they were born "men", they stay "men"? That's all I'm asking and suggesting that maybe you, being sooo macho, "scare it out of them".




#533124 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:05 AM

Totally agree about the treatment of women in Muslim countries

 

Me too




#533008 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 10 March 2017 - 04:46 PM

No.... it is so ridiculous, anyone can claim to be whatever sex they want, based on feeling (and a piss take from her)...... with no medical evidence...... think about that!

Unbelievable.

 

I agree there should be medical evidence. I hadn't realised this wasn't the case.




#532999 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 10 March 2017 - 03:01 PM

I do like a man who eventually agrees..... :D

 




#532922 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 10 March 2017 - 12:55 AM

She should have showed her her fanny....... :D

Anyway, bed for me...... you should have called yourself The Owl on this forum......

:D

 

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