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#538299 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 20 April 2017 - 01:13 AM


#537800 New Scottish Referendum

Posted by pandamonk on 16 April 2017 - 01:13 AM

Just back from the pub, bookies.

What the fuck is going on?

I'm putting up blinds.......

Always something..... :D



Rewiring my house. A few more days 'til I'm done and back posting regularly and pissing you guys off again. Cannae wait  :wave:

#536337 New Scottish Referendum

Posted by pandamonk on 03 April 2017 - 11:02 PM

Think you mentioned Turkey have been trying to join for 30 years, without joy, they are not getting in....... the only reason they are still at the table is down to the buffer zone they are, hold back the tide form the middle east......

It is seriously unstable and presents a threat.

They may be in the queue, they may be ahead off Scotland at present, as they were with Romania Bulgaria etc...... but this DOES NOT mean THEY are getting in.......

Scotland (if not black balled) would get in before them, in my opinion, don't think that means a que jump though.


I'd say a queue is the wrong way to describe it then. It's more like different countries apply at different times, they each have their application judged and once they meet all the conditions and get clearance from all 27 countries they are in. So it could take 3 years, it could take 30 years or it may never happen, but a queue it is not.

#536161 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 03 April 2017 - 11:32 AM

That's where it loses me Panda..... I honestly believe it's open to abuse, I don't doubt, some males feel female and Vice versa...... but as far as men using Women's changing facilities, it's a no from me.....

They should maybe look at alternative toilets, like disabled, baby changing, just add Transgender also..... where available.

I see we have a new dilemma hot on the heels.... where folk of one race, wish to be seen as another......

Not sure of your thoughts on this,it's a no from me...... but feelings are feelings regardless.







#535440 New Scottish Referendum

Posted by pandamonk on 29 March 2017 - 04:39 PM

On a more important track as opposed to politics....I hope your brother and your cat (I'm a cat lover as you probably are aware) are getting better and make a full recovery Panda.


Thanks Dug, I really appreciate that. I'll get to your other message soon

#534734 Farting Facts

Posted by pandamonk on 21 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

Burping, hiccups, and farting are bodily functions which make people laugh, get embarrassed, and even annoyed. The crown jewel on these is farting.


How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

  • Men fart more than women.
  • The original meaning of fart is forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
  • An average person farts around 14 times a day.
  • Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
  • This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
  • Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
  • Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
  • Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
  • If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
  • Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
  • Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
  • Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.


I had an indian last night and the leftovers for lunch today. Think I've farted 14 times in the last half hour.

#534570 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 20 March 2017 - 11:35 PM

It's hard to trawl through sober...... :D

I have a shit load more, only so many at a time though......

Next up is White history month at Portland University which looks at how white students can apologise to Black students for slavery......

Then Yale_University....... it's a wee Brucie Bonus :D

Be interesting to see Panda sweep blatant racism away...... for the greater good. If indeed he goes that path....

fail :P

#533822 New Scottish Referendum

Posted by pandamonk on 14 March 2017 - 02:38 PM

Eh? Panda, have you stuck this in the wrong thread or are you taking the Cis ?

Yep, wrong thread. Sorry. Haha, taking the cis

#533768 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 14 March 2017 - 02:26 AM

You said...... It helps us understand the variation of gender......

I asked, which is which........ you said, either could be either......

So I said...... it doesnt ( help that is)


I think we're both being too vague and neither is really making any sense.

#533553 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 12 March 2017 - 08:33 PM

Whats the main points here you are debating? Summarise if anyone could


Trangender rights, mainly to do with what bathroom/changing room they use.


Whether or not transgenderism or gender can be proven biologically.


Whether there are only two genders or a spectrum including trans and intersex.


There may be more, but I'm losing track.

#533447 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 12 March 2017 - 03:31 PM

One little addition, UCLA is way below Harvard in University rankings :P

#533149 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 01:02 AM

Maybe I bucked it....... :D


Her, not it but aye haha :D

#533145 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:59 AM

Exactly my kind of music during the eighties, me and my mates shagged loads of birds after picking them up to this one. :-D :-D :-D


Maybe you have more son than you realise ;) maybe one of those are now your illegitimate daughter :P

#533142 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:50 AM

Have you seen the stats on this, especially in North Africa/middle East?

Fucking frightening.


Strangely enough, a mate of mine just posted this on facebook 5 minutes ago

"I absolutely despise the ability organised religion has to corrupt otherwise morally sound people into heinous behaviour. Christopher Hitchens was absolutely bang on when he subtitled his book "God Is Not Great" as "How Religion Poisons Everything".

From jihadists, to homophobia, to the genital mutilation of babies, to sentencing apostates to death for daring to leave a religion - they're all frankly barbaric and archaic beliefs to hold in modern times.

The ideologies and those who believe them literally to the point of extremism are things we could all do without. As for moderate followers of diluted, reformed and sanitised versions of these religions - everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, but maybe it's time to think about the complicity of involving yourselves with institutions that commit atrocities and systematically avoid penance for them"

#533140 The transgender issue

Posted by pandamonk on 11 March 2017 - 12:46 AM

So a Cis is standard issue?

Straight male/female in a male/female body?


Yes, someone who identifies with their birth gender. The kind of people SPLoyal would class as "normal".